I'm sorry my penis didn't work
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
dude. I can hear the air.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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