Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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