what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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