I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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