White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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