1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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