Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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