Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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