he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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