I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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