69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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