oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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