please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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