He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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