I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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