I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
