i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Someone shattered a urinal.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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