He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Randomize
