she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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