on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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