You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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