it was like his penis was on wheels.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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