party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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