check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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