i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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