there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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