What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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