How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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