i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there was a trapeze. enough said
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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