Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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