I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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