The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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