Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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