I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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