Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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