I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
this is an emotional support booty call
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
