you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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