I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
