You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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