idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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