Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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