Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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