I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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