Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just invented taco cereal.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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