Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am mentally ready for anal.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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