you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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