there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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