awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i believe in u and ur pee
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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