People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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