She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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